Crispin came to a smooth landing on the bluff that Norman first spoke to Buttercup all those years ago. He waited patiently for Arsenic to climb down before he spoke.
Arsenic scampered off Crispin like his wings were on fire. Flying on the back of a dragon, even one as small as Crispin, was much different than flying around under your own power and at an altitude of your choosing.
“Was it absolutely necessary to fly so high or so fast?” Arsenic whined mostly to himself as his feet finally came into contact with the ground.
Crispin’s head snapped and he glared at Arsenic, “Complaining within ear shot of a dragon is never wise.”
Arsenic just laughed, he laughed so hard he fell flat on his rear end, clutching his stomach as he rolled around on the ground laughing.
Crispin was at first shocked that he was being so openly mocked and then he was furious. He drew himself up to his full height and puffed out his chest and stood over Arsenic. This just made Arsenic laugh even harder, Crispin didn’t think that was possible but sure enough Arsenic was now snorting as he laughed at the big, bad kitty dragon standing over him.
Crispin’s anger fled and feeling deflated he abruptly sat down. He was stumped, the flower fairy was completely and utterly unafraid of him. How was that possible? He was a dragon, he could breathe fire when necessary. He wasn’t some soft and cuddly kitten curled up next to the fire waiting for the next saucer of milk to be delivered. So, how was it possible that the wee flower fairy in front of him did not fear him in the slightest?
Crispin had no choice, he had to wait until Arsenic regained control of his senses and stopped laughing at him. It took a full five minutes, which were the longest five minutes of his life, until Arsenic had stopped laughing. The air surrounding the two was alive, electric with the anticipated conversation between the fearsome dragon and the failed flower fairy.
“Alright spill it Arsenic, what do you know and why are you laughing at me?” Crispin was genuinely curious and his normal grumble was absent.
“The great and fearsome Crispin,” Arsenic’s tone of mocking. “I’ve seen you stalking about the village at night when you think everyone is tucked up and sound asleep for the night. But I know what you really do when you aren’t trying to protect your reputation.”
Crispin looked momentarily startled but he quickly masked his emotions and the grumbled, “What are you going on about? I am as fearsome as my reputation. Make no mistake, I am all dragon.”
Arsenic smirked at Crispin, “Is that why you sneak out of Zovah’s front door every night and proceed to do good deeds every night?”
Crispin’s face momentarily dissolved into shock but he quickly gained control over his emotions. He threatened to swipe his paw in Arsenic’s direction, “Blasted flower fairy of death didn’t so much as flinch” he thought to himself. Out loud he said, “What exactly is it that you think you’ve seen me do at night?”
Arsenic stared up at the dragon grumbling in front of him, unphased by the grumbling or the threatened paw swipes. “Where you like me to begin? The village square, the gardens around the village, or the elderly?”
Crispin stared at him, the shock on his face very apparent. “How could you possibly know about any of those things?” HIs voice wasn’t grumbly any more, it was embarrassed.
Arsenic fluttered up, his wings barely disturbing the air around him. When he was eye level with Crispin he whispered, “Well, I may be the worst flower fairy ever but it doesn’t mean I don’t love my village.”